• me in the morning: i'm tired don't look at me
• me at school: i'm tired don't touch me
• me after school: i'm tired don't talk to me
• me blogging at 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back?

billismyphantomrider:

First I’ll be all:

I’ll continue to:

Then I will:

Then stop and go like:

Then I’ll call my fellow Aliens and we’ll:

Then we’ll all go to buy the album like:

After we buy it, we gonna be all:

Then we gonna say ‘Hell yeah, I’m an Alien, bitch.’